Romance Puppies Party

Count me in Romance Puppy!

Sallie from http://romancepuppy.blogspot.com/has invited us to her Hawaiian Party, well I can't turn an offer like that down, it winter here in Australia so, lock it in Eddy Im there!

Its a fourth of July Luau so pack your bikinis ladies (I mean YOU Bunny;) and come play. Woo Hoo Party Time!

xx Maj

We found this quiz on Tucker's blog and decided to borrow (thanks mate) http://greatdanetucker.blogspot.com is his address, if you are not friend already with this big guy, head over there and say HI!
Name and Age: Major ( Taybon Major Magnus) (don't laugh) aged 2
Breed: Great Dane
Nickname: Maj, Big Boy, Brutha
Where did you come from: Originally my parents of course, Mum, Tatiana and Dad KittyHawk. But Mum rescued me from Paul & Jessica who had me til I was 8 weeks old and then after returning to them at aged 1.
Favourite Toy: My Dorothy the dinosaur tail
Favourite Snack: Ham Bones
Worst Habit: Crotch sniffing
Most Embarrassing Moment: Falling off the trampoline
Family Dynamic: Alpha Dog in Training, 2iC, Hmmm Im definatly more important than Claw the Bunny, but I know my Big sister Pede is boss.
Mums favourite thing about me: My gentle nature, especially around the little people.

Wordless Wednesday

If I had a little finger

After a stern warning and a joint prayer (you know, that my behaviour will improve and to repent my sins and to beg for forgiveness from all of humanity)(blah blah blah)

I happen upon a new awareness... Mum is a sucker. Shes wrapped around my little finger.

Here's an idea http://www.myhumanisinlovewithme.blogspot.com/

xx Major

forgiven and KING of the world! (no ego here:)

Tastes like Chicken....I was a bad dog

Mum says Im only allowed on the computer today because I should tell all my friends Ive been a bad dog.

Mum says I should tell all my friends that I ate a Guinea pig and scared another one STIFF!

Mum says telling you all that Ive been bad will make me think about what I have done and then I will never do it again.

Well,

Here is what I think....

#1 There are no more Guinea pigs left in our yard.

#2 If a Guinea Pig just happens to take a stroll through our yard I will ask it politely to leave.

#3 Why would my family want a giant furry rat as a pet anyway?

#4 I did not EAT the little pig, I simply helped it(The Punk)out and of it went. Zooooom! so fast and through the fence, gone.

#5 The other one(lets call him Pigzy) just gave up. I smiled at him (after helping The Punk escape) and he rolled over and put his legs straight up in the air. What a loser.

So. Mum is shaking her head and the little people will be home soon so I'm heading out side to hide under a blanket and THINK about what Ive done.

(Think guinea pig tastes like chicken:)

When it all turns pear shaped

Or better known as ...When the little people get sick.

*Plans go out the window

*Major feels neglected

*The house looks like a bomb hit it

*Mum is frazzled

*The car doesn't leave the driveway

*The day/nights blend together

And the more times you look at a photo, you see it just looks so wrong.

Sorry about that Mum. Pede. Put it away!