Major Mr Maj

My new trick

I've been trying this new trick. I can balance this tiny thing on my head. Immpressive yea? Yay for me *applausue * woo hoo!
Clearly its quiet on the home front. Mum has many other things to be doing but obviously she prefers to hang out with me. Shit gotta go, shes coming at me with the nail polish! Arghhhhhhhhhh
xx Maj

Is so a great dane

Ive had this argument many time is my life with other doggy pals . Is Scooby doo a great Dane. Well my friends my answer is HELL YEA!
He is the greatest Great Dane that ever lived , he is our idol, he is a superstar and he is a legend.
This is an extract from Wikipedia:
Scooby-Doo is a fictional dog created by Iwao Takamoto and the eponymous character of the popular Hanna-Barbera franchise Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo is the pet and best friend of Norville "Shaggy" Rogers and in many iterations is regarded as a unique Great Dane dog who is able to speak in broken English, unlike most other dogs in his reality, while other incarnations present talking dogs like Scooby as quite common.

Thankyou very much. All hail the Scoob.

Sorry Dorothy

Im not sorry to my Aunty Polly's favourite Dorothy, of the click your heels together 3 times variety, but Im putting out there a small genuine sorry to Dorothy - the dinosaur. As gastly a thing she is (have you seen this obese, akward, fumbling extinct creature?)I still had no right to enjoy the pain Ive been inflicting on her tail, however absent from her body it may be- and it is! So Mum says that my new toy is "woo, yay, fun Major" the "GET IT!". So I got it. Oh I got it good! And now Im addicted to this tail and its furry goodess in my mouth, against my teeth and the exciting EXCITING possibility that it might just explode if I rip at it a little harder. It is so very exciting!! Now one of my little people decides to tell me this: Dorothy the Dinosaur is a friendly dinosaur. She is green with big yellow spots and wears white gloves and a floppy white hat. She is five dinosaur years old. She loves to eat roses. Dorothy is very wise for her age and is always kind and generous with friends and people she meets. Dude. How bad do I feel. I have her tail. Im just goinmg to curl up on my bed and hide my enjoyment now. Sorry Dorothy. Love Maj x

Love heart shaped cookies

I will try to make them for you...mmm, love heart cookies! xx

Thanks Bunny

Meet n Greet

An exciting time for me is when my little people arrive home from school, I miss them so much. Did you miss me? Huh?

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