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Monday, 21 July 2008


Its Braisey's birthday!

Sending big furry love across the globe to Braise's brother and sister Shining Star ( New Guinea) & (Tahiti)
Lucky Star they all turn 1 today.
Braise enjoyed a tasty cake of bacon, chicken, beef & his puppy euk...! yummy.

Thursday, 17 July 2008

Compostable Dog

My hand & arm. Braises enormous gooby floppy chops & throat. Not a pretty picture is it.

So I entered the unknown territory yesterday afternoon of my big boys throat. Not for fun but to try to retrieve a 100% biodegradable compost bag that Mr dirt eating, compost snaffling Dane consumed whilst I was watching and telling him not too.

These bags are home to the daily potato & carrot clippings, used sad looking teabags (not the type previously discussed - last post)and random nail clippings (ewww). When the said bag is full it is laid to rest in a hole in the earth in our front garden.

Its now come to my attention that my dirty nosed young man assumes these care full placed packages are present to HIM. Not so.

On instinct I stupidly and not at all gracefully flung my hand (wedding rings n all) into Braise's mouth and I'm afraid a little down his throat:(

It was gone, the whole funky bag. And my arm was putrid and coated in dog slime. Etchhhherrrrt(spewish noise).

The moral of the story is great Danes swallow shit whole. Its not nice, its just their nature. I'm just great full my rings didn't fall off and I...don't really want to go there.


Thursday, 3 July 2008

Teabag or Handbag?

After ignoring the blatently obvious absence of more than 4 months, she will continue to write...
Much to my horror I have discovered that when a male dog is desexted the baggy bit that the fertlie baby making round(BALLS!) shaped thingys came out of is
....left behind???
Big fat WTF!
And moreso, why?
Why do they need it , what is it good for and hello? It looks so so bad.
Braise is going to the vet in 2 hours time to have this surgery and I am planning on begging and pleading with Doc to trim the excess...
I finally have a new phone and camera so will take a photo (of his beautiful face:) this evening. He has again grown alot Ill add his weight later also.
So my question is in a little dog ive heard this bit of skin leftovers be called a whats Brasiey's? Ewwwwwww a handbag.