And that was followed by a "Yewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" and a crash.
Next morning I find Mum nursing a hangover and a bump to the head.
I'm joking, really. It was NOT that dramatic.
Mum had an "incident" in the midst of the festive season which resulted in said alcohol intolerance. So after 3 months of drinking water just like me, her doctor actually advised her to TRY THE BOOZE AGAIN!
So she did. I clearly got caught up in the middle of these shenanigans. (Dadddddddddddd???!!!)
How embarrassing Mum.