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Thursday, 1 April 2010

Are you serious?

Why is there no room for me? I'd love a bubble bath. Mum says that me + the bath is a bad combo. She was telling me that Braise (R.I.P) used to get bubble baths all the time when he was a little (20kg) pup but when he got bigger she had to stop because his legs were too long and she was scared they might SNAP when he tried to clambour out of the bath.
I am much more graceful than that. She also says that sometime, just sometimes I have the ODD flea and I need to be washed OUTSIDE until the nasty buggers are all gone.
PLUS my little people seem to be always in the bath. Hmmmm.
I cant wait till my new winter jacket arrives so I wont get so mucky when Mum takes me out walking. Didn't I tell you? Mum chose a great BLUE jacket for me and its being custom made in England! La ti Dah! No its great value for money and I will show it off to you all as soon as it arrives and the best part? The company are willing to offer a discount to any of my followers who order a coat also. So if you have any doggie friends who are looking for a new coat tell them to pop over to Majors blog and stay tuned for the web address and discount code. I'll be posting them by the end of the month.


houndstooth said...

I think it is highly discriminatory that you are not allowed in the tub. I'd just jump in there with the little peeps if I wanted in. They'd scoot over and make room!

A new jacket?! Oooooo! I love fashion! I can't wait to see it! Is it a bit like Voyager's? That's where I got my new one and I loooooove it! I can't wait to see your handsome modeling shots!


YD, sometimes with Samantha and June said...

No fair that there is no room in the tub! We don't really like baths but we love to swim!
We can't wait to see you in your new jacket!

Sam & June

Chester said...

Hiya Major! I stopped over at your Mum's blog but it errored when I left a comment so I thought I'd try lettin' ya some pee mail here.

Both of your blogs struck us in the funny bones. We have no little 2 leggers that live with us but we can still relate.

Is it starting to get chilly where you live as you need a coat? We are finally getting warm weather after a long cold winter.

Nice ta meetchya!
Woofs and warm slobbers,
Chester ;0=)

Anonymous said...

Major, bafths suck!! me hates having baths. mummy says i have to have one today so i look all shiney and spiffy for the big dane show in sydney mummy and i are competing in.

Mummy would love to know the web address for major's new coat, shes on the look out for one for me

JackDaddy said...

I think your MOM is right. It might be a bit crowded with EVERYONE in the tub!!

Martine said...

Dang it no bubble bath... what a shame sure looks fun! At least you are able snoopervise bath time

xo martine & the kiddlets