Does my bum look big in this?

So my new coat arrived everybody and can I just say Im feeling a little underwhelmed.
Not dissapointed so much, but much like when you buy a new pair of socks.
Its not exciting right? Its practical.
My jacket. Its practical.
Sure. It was exciting opening the package but then I put it on and its a lillte, how do you say....eh?
So I have a practical jacket.
Yay for me.
Great concept, a jacket that is longer in the back but it doesnt contour to my curvy behind and honestly I feel it was made to measure yea and that's all good, HOWEVER theres made to measure=couture right? But my jacket this winter was made to my measurements without adding any inches anywhere...so its a damn snug fit. Thats pretty much it. I hope I dont grow.

And in regards to the title question....when Mum helped me put my new jacket on, Cheescake stated that: "It looks like a dress Majey!"

An unimpressed Maj xx