Mum says Im only allowed on the computer today because I should tell all my friends Ive been a bad dog.
Mum says I should tell all my friends that I ate a Guinea pig and scared another one STIFF!
Mum says telling you all that Ive been bad will make me think about what I have done and then I will never do it again.
Here is what I think....
#1 There are no more Guinea pigs left in our yard.
#2 If a Guinea Pig just happens to take a stroll through our yard I will ask it politely to leave.
#3 Why would my family want a giant furry rat as a pet anyway?
#4 I did not EAT the little pig, I simply helped it(The Punk)out and of it went. Zooooom! so fast and through the fence, gone.
#5 The other one(lets call him Pigzy) just gave up. I smiled at him (after helping The Punk escape) and he rolled over and put his legs straight up in the air. What a loser.
So. Mum is shaking her head and the little people will be home soon so I'm heading out side to hide under a blanket and THINK about what Ive done.
(Think guinea pig tastes like chicken:)