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Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Tastes like Chicken....I was a bad dog

Mum says Im only allowed on the computer today because I should tell all my friends Ive been a bad dog.

Mum says I should tell all my friends that I ate a Guinea pig and scared another one STIFF!

Mum says telling you all that Ive been bad will make me think about what I have done and then I will never do it again.


Here is what I think....

#1 There are no more Guinea pigs left in our yard.

#2 If a Guinea Pig just happens to take a stroll through our yard I will ask it politely to leave.

#3 Why would my family want a giant furry rat as a pet anyway?

#4 I did not EAT the little pig, I simply helped it(The Punk)out and of it went. Zooooom! so fast and through the fence, gone.

#5 The other one(lets call him Pigzy) just gave up. I smiled at him (after helping The Punk escape) and he rolled over and put his legs straight up in the air. What a loser.

So. Mum is shaking her head and the little people will be home soon so I'm heading out side to hide under a blanket and THINK about what Ive done.

(Think guinea pig tastes like chicken:)


Maggie Mae said...

Rut Rho... :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS I probably would have done the same thing....

BRUTUS said...

Ruh roh. Good luck explaining your way out of this one. I myself stick to eating inanimate objects, much less drama from the momma that way!

Multiple Snorts-
Brutus (& Carmen) the Frenchie(s)

brooke said...

We went to Peru last year... and we agree with you. Guinnea pig does taste like chicken! :)

houndstooth said...

How can your mom be mad? You're a mighty hunter! I'm totally impressed!

Really? Like chicken, you say?

Just tell your girls that they escaped. Yeah, that's the ticket!


YD, sometimes with ♥Samantha and ♥June said...

Why would you even waste your time eating a guinea pig? It's not even an appertizer portion.

Sam & June

Life With Dogs said...

I don't know, you sound pretty good to me! You need to espouse the virtues of rodent elimination. :)

Anonymous said...

Well, that's the craziest thing I ever heard! Your mom should be THANKING you for protecting her from those little rodents. I mean, most obviously those guinea pig things are just short, fat, tailless squirrels. And we all know squirrels are never up to any good - EVER!

I thinks you did a good job, Major! Yay, you!

Wiggles & Wags,

K9friend said...

You have the right to remain silent...


JackDaddy said...

I'm so glad that you did not eat the guinea pig!!