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Friday, 16 July 2010

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as his mother's






........then adopt a dog.



If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...



......then adopt a dog.



If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies



.......then adopt a dog.



If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores



......then adopt a dog !



If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ..



.......then adopt a dog.



BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness





......then adopt a cat!



(Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you? )

7 comments:

houndstooth said...

Hee hee hee! Good one, Maj, and very true!

Bunny

Kari in WeHo said...

i am a dog person thats for sure. But mine do steal the remote

The Teacher's Pets said...

I hate to say it but sometimes a dog (or, in my case, our 2 cats) are much better companions then my fiance' will ever be (but just don't tell him I said so). However, our pets don't talk soooo it is nice to have conversations with him now and then...heehee!

K9friend said...

LOL!

Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com

Kasha said...

Cutest post ever! I am so flattered and excited that you stopped by my blog! I am curious as to why boerboels are not allowed in Australia. In any event your Dane is gorgeous!

Anonymous said...

Totally agree, cats belong in dim sims!!!
hehe

the booker man said...

bwuahaha! so true, major, so true!!
*woof*
the booker man